SAG LIMITED X FEATURE
Producer: Tony Serdarusich
Writer/Director: Christopher Glatis
Shoot Dates: OCT. 2-16
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TO: TONY SERDARUSICH
C/O CUBRALIBRA ENTERTAINMENT
PO BOX 6627
BEVERLY HILLS, CA. 90212
STORY LINE: JAKE BANNON is going to be a star. Dead. Or alive.
[JAKE] Late 30s, down-and-out actor whose only real credit is an long-running regional hemorrhoid commercial. Witty, handsome, but deep down, filled with resentment towards the biz.
[KATY] Mid 20s, successful young actress who Jake encounters on a Los Angeles freeway. Shapely and very beautiful. It’s all about her.
[CARJACKER] Mid 20s, Hispanic, short and his specialty--grand theft. He steals Jake’s car and Jake steals him.
[AGENT] Late 20s, a high-powered agent with a temper, who is on a mission to get to work, that is, until Jake crosses his path.
[PORN STAR] 20s. Jake notices little Ms. Dangerous, busting out of her outfit on the highway. They exchange comely glances, then cell phone numbers, phone sex and SIMULATED SEX; that is until she realizes he’s the ‘hemorrhoid commercial’ man.
[DIRECTOR] Late 20s, lanky, unkempt, completely full of himself and on his way to shoot his next music video; that is, until he picks up Jake.
[CASTING DIRECTOR] Mid 30s-40s, frustrated with the fact that she never made it as an actress. Has no time for “no-talents” but when she sees it, pounces on it.
[STARBUCKS EMPLOYEE] Late teens - early 20s,tries too hard, loud, nice but annoying. Each person that comes to her drive-thru is assaulted by her naiveté.
[7 ELEVEN CASHIER] 40s-50s. His motto: This is a store not a library, you buy and you leave. But what he’ll experience with Jake, he’ll remember forever.
[CLEANERS EMPLOYEE] Mid 50s, female. She knows each customer like her own family. Friendly, helpful, and supportive. She likes Jake and wants to see him succeed. Deep inside she knows he will.
[STATE TROOPER] Mid 30s, perfect uniform, perfect hair, no emotion... that is, until he pulls Jake over, the ‘hemorrhoid commercial’ man.
[GROCERY STORE EMPLOYEE] 40s, female, heavy-set, frustrated. In her mind, Customer=Interuption=Resentment. She’ll do something if you really push her. But don’t expect it to be done right, or in a timely manner.
[3 AUDITIONING ACTORS] Late 30s, 3 desperate, out-of-work male actors audition for the coveted lead role. They won’t take NO for an answer or know when to CUT!